Travis Walker (unlikely surname for a bike rider, I know) kindly came to our rescue the other day as we fiddled about on the uncompleted World Cup Course trying to piece a lap together. After an hour of retracing our tyre tracks, Rourke called Travis who came down to the Cascades course and led us out. I was grateful for this initially until I realised that his arrival coincided with an increase in pace. Perhaps he was still traumatised and this is why he continues to ride everywhere as though there are a pair of sharp horns inches from his arse. Or it could be that he’s just fast. Its probably that. Whatever. I found the best way to keep up was to imagine myself in a similar scenario. Perhaps I ll employ someone to ride behind me wearing a pair of buck horns. Or train a buck myself to ambush me in races Pink Panther style. Every advantage worth considering. Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
Got shown round the South African World Cup Course by the very guy that got skewered by that buck on You Tube!
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I could ride a derny behind you dressed as a moose if that’d help?
And was it not the Wylie Coyote who set up traps for Road Runner, rather than the Pink Panther (who was just a crap pink detective who got blown up a lot?) Just saying…
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Well Lee or should I call you Turtle. I bet he would have quite a lot more to say about your ride on Sat. Forget the thought of horns prodding you from behind and imagine the beast pulling you from the front – slipstream style – something along these lines I would imagine.Enough of that techy stuff. Hope conditions and temp work for you on Sat. I absolutely love that mug Lee. It’s coming with me everywhere.!Mum X